February 2012
25 posts
numlits:
peacesignsandbrassknuckles said: It’s okay, the one friday night Bret didn’t want to come over/want me to come over his family gets chinese food. And I’m stuck by myself with this shitty rice and bean microwave meal that they probably serve to people in jail. With no coke to drink.
Well that must’ve sucked. He’s such a jerk sometimes! I think you should dump him. :P
Now now,...
1-0-2-8 asked: but why?
1-0-2-8 asked: Ok I don't know what the fuck your problem is, but you could at least have enough respect for me to tell me why you've suddenly stopped talking to me. It's rude and disrespectful.
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scale of 1-10 how bad would it be if I just rolled up my pant legs right next to this “I believe in equal rights, but I’m not a feminist, I was raised in the south.” girl who hates the “stinky hippies that don’t shave their armpits and legs and probably don’t even shower”?
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Bret just posted that because he’s mad his frisbee sucked and mine turned out amazing.
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Bret
Bret is sexy as fuck and makes me so wet with just the thought of him. MMMmmmmm.
January 2012
22 posts
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My face hurts from crying so much.
Reblog if you want someone to write you a...
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Made a veg juicy lucy
Yum
Textbooks in College
Me: Is it okay if I just buy the 7th edition instead of the 8th? It's over $100 cheaper and it would be great if I could save some money.
Professor: No. They added a comma in the new edition, which is utterly essential to your comprehension of the author's content.
musicalsharpie:
edvilla23:
wolffighter:
sir-pimpmaster-arthur:
a-raccoon:
turntechgoddamnit:
amixedreality:
plagueo:
conbatty:
tranceblossom:
This is what I do on Saturday nights
the explosions oh my god
OH MY GOOOOOOD
fuck
what
THERE GOES MY SHIT
SKDBCKJSVBCKS
JESUSCHRISTRKJKRAKLFKDLAFASD
why am I laughing so hard at this help im dying
Real women have/are/do/don't-
whatfreshhellisthis:
Do us all a favour and shut the fuck up before you even try to finish that godawful sentence.
michal-neuvirth:
“i haven’t showered since last year”
“2011 seems like it was yesterday”
“i haven’t talked to you since la-
December 2011
24 posts